So my dad being the clever guy he is Jumped up behind me while I had a glass of milk in my hand Making me jump I jumped, dropped the glass, smashing the glass and milk on the floor and on my foot Me: OW OW OW YOU STUPID MUGGLE THAT HURT... *Looks down to see my foot bleeding* Dad: Roo, stop bleeding all over the carpet Me: What about the milk? Why not tell that to stop being milk like on the carpet? Or the glass in my foot? Tell that to stop being glass like in my foot? Dad: No...Just your blood, that stains. Me: Oh...thanks dad Its stopped now but ow.
Posted on: Sat, 16 Nov 2013 20:13:03 +0000
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