So my paranoia (conspiracy theory thought process) has hit new levels of cray-cray. I had a dream today (in my first 6 hours of consecutive sleep in 11 days) that when we landed on the moon we actually found it had water and oxygen and was capable of sustaining human life. We proceeded to deceive the world due to the doomsday mentality of the Cold War. And we have since been faking the deaths of celebrities, business mogels and politicians and relocating them to our little wit pro program in the sky. One day I ended up there and found all the people I loved that have passed chilling out with Steve jobs, jimi Hendrix, mother Theresa and Elvis in this amazing, clean energy communal utopia witnessing the destruction of earth as it slowly ate itself due to the hate and ugliness of man-kind. It was awesome. Too many zeitgeist documentaries and religious debates with too little sleep make kitty nuttier than squirrel shit.
Posted on: Tue, 11 Feb 2014 05:03:01 +0000
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