So, nip over to the shop to get bacon. Obviously. And all the kids are in there dressed up for world book day. Talking in the queue to one of the mothers I remark yeah I know, my girlfriend is off to school in a wedding dress and didnt catch on until I saw her reaction that this sounded suspicious coming from a 29 year old bearded man. And that she may not immediately realise that my girlfriend is a teacher. I may now get kneecapped.
Posted on: Thu, 06 Mar 2014 09:01:38 +0000