So on this midnight Pinnacle Point run, I developed a new parenting technique. Its called Buttocks Elevated Leather Therapy or B.E.LT. for short. It involves ruthlessly beating your problematic childs ass before they become such an out of control douche-nozzle that they require an extended hospitalization in one of central Arkansas many behavioral institutions. This will save Medicaid thousands of dollars and me some sleepless nights. In-home demonstrations will be available upon request and if you tell me that I sent you, you will save 20% on your first training session. *not a liscensed psychologist
Posted on: Thu, 17 Oct 2013 07:21:56 +0000
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