So the dunkin donuts in Kyle is open and tonight a police car - TopicsExpress



          

So the dunkin donuts in Kyle is open and tonight a police car exited their parking lot as I was passing it on my way home and proceeded to follow me 3/4 of the rest of my trip. Every memory of all the bad things I have ever done were flooding my mind. It was really annoying. I always had this fantasy that a hot cop would pull me over to tell me my tail light was out and I would have to seductively talk my way out of a ticket and in the end of the fantasy I would have ended up with the cops number and a very trashy water cooler story for my fellow gays. However, with my luck if I ever do get pulled over its proably gonna be by some butch lesbian who looks like John Goodman from Roseanne and she gonna write me a ticket for doing 3 miles over the speed limit. Im officially giving up on the cop fantasy. I am tempted from time to time to light a small house fire to see what the firefighters around here look like. Im not letting go of that fantasy ever.
Posted on: Tue, 09 Sep 2014 03:30:18 +0000

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