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So the twinky gasian next door has set up this elaborate home gym in his back garden right under our kitchen window. He prances around in hotpants lifting and dropping heavy things and doing squats, all glistening in the morning light. So far so good, I guess. But if we so much as make a tiny noise on that side of the house, INSIDE OUR OWN KITCHEN FOR EXAMPLE, or open a window, say IN OUR OWN BATHROOM while hes working those GLUTES, he makes a big to-do, whipping around and shooting a startled Joan Crawford look, as if to say: LOOK AT ME! DONT LOOK AT ME! Its gotten to the point where we have to close the blinds when hes out there. Its so inconvenient to have to poke a little hole in the blinds just big enough for an iphone camera. Ugh. Gaybours.
Posted on: Tue, 02 Sep 2014 14:50:52 +0000

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