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So theres this rich couple. And the wife is always out spending money on random shit. So one day the wife goes to her husband and ask him if he want to go out shopping with her. He says sure babe come on. So the go to the mall and tglhe wife is looking thru all the stores and the husband is standing in front of a tattoo parlor. He tell his wife babe ill be in here ok. She says ok. So he goes in and tells the artist he wants a hundred dollar bill tattooed. The guy says sure, where? The man says on my dick. The artist says no. I dont do that work. The guy says name your price. 700. No. 800. The artist says no. The man says 1000 dollars. The artists says fine. So he does the tattoo and before the guy leaves he ask him why he wanted a hundred dollar bill on his junk. The guy says cause i like to play withvmy money. I like to watch my money grow. And my wife blows so many hundreds she might blow this one lmfao.
Posted on: Mon, 24 Mar 2014 23:17:47 +0000

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