So, this July, the United States Army has chosen me (among thousands of potential candidates) to be the test patient for a million-dollar secret ocular upgrade. The MX-2014-LRO-TA unit has laser range-finding to 1,000 meters and 10-power scoping, as well as a 10-terabyte recording and playback gun camera capability guaranteed to make me the most lethal SOB on the firing range. 40 out of 40 every time. Shot groups so tight, theres just one hole in the paper silhouette; through which all 9 bullets pass. My assigned weapon will not be a Barrett .50, but will instead be the experimental Army micro-nuke shoulder cannon capable of lobbing 0.05KT shells. In other words cataract surgery on July 18.
Posted on: Tue, 03 Jun 2014 22:37:13 +0000
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