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So this guy is taking lesson for parachute jumping and it comes to the solo jump. Instructor tells him count to ten and pull the cord and glide down. Geranmo he jumps 12345678910 and he pulls the cord nothing as he plummetts to the ground !! He pulls the reserve chute , nothing . Now what?? As he is thinking what to do he sees a man coming up hairs a mess clothes all ripped , he yells at him " hey do you know anything about parachutes.." the guy says " No!! Do you know anything about gas stoves.." So I am going to light my gas furnace and maybe I will meet the guy with the unopened parachute. Do you know about parachutes???

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