So this happened today The A train is down so I wait for a shuttle bus to take me to Utica ave. as I get in I notice everyone is shunted to the back, anyone who lives in New York already understands this is unsettling. Equivalent to getting on an express train between the hours of 4-6 during rush hour and finding a car deserted. Youre going to encounter feces, vomit, urine, or a person who smells so bad theyve managed to make everyone clear out at the busiest time during the day. I orient myself and see a man roughly 300 pounds wearing a pants with laminated photos of his penis safety pinned to his pants. How did I know it was his penis? He loudly informed every female on the bus it was his, on his jacket he had many cardboard signs also pinned to his jacket stating that he was the best pussy eater in New York, a bodyguard etc. as Im absorbing this I look at his right hand and hes casually holding a pistol. I got off at the next stop.
Posted on: Sun, 20 Apr 2014 07:20:31 +0000
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