So, today I needed to buy things for the house. Target is 2 miles - TopicsExpress



          

So, today I needed to buy things for the house. Target is 2 miles away but public transportation would take almost an hour to get there. So I was like bump that I will run! So I brought a duffle bag and a backpack in order to get back easier. Well, needless to say I went a little over board and got too much stuff. I could barely fit it all in both large bags and still had to carry a loaf of bread, two 18 packs of hangers, and a curtain rod. No way I was going to get back alive. I call Uber to come pick me up and while waiting THE LARGEST pigeon in the world shoots projectile diarrhea at me and hits the hangers. Yes, it was brown and chunky...after I was thoroughly shocked at the color I was soooo mad. It got all thirty six hangers. So then because of traffic and what not I had to pay 18 dollars to go 2 miles.
Posted on: Thu, 21 Aug 2014 01:28:10 +0000

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