So yesterday, I was finishing checking a ladys groceries out. I noticed out of the corner of my eye a 50 yr old Black man next in line. It was so busy I was on auto-pilot, (moving & saying my appropriate cashier phrases without much thought). He had a few items on the belt & 1 watermelon in the seat of his buggy. I greeted him he said Hey Miss Monica I said Hows it going? He said Alright, alright... Yeah I just got a few things today. I started scanning. He then said Yeah, I also got 1 of these AFRICAN HAMS here in my buggy......I stopped to mentally process what he said, then died laughing doubled over tears streaming down n all! He then said Oh Miss Monica! Now you caint be laughing like that! In THIS day n age, a black man caint be makin a white woman laugh like that! You gonna get me SHOT UP IN HERE TODAY!.......OMG I LAUGHED/CRIED/LAUGHED FOR 10 MINUTES after he left. People thought I done lost my mind!!
Posted on: Sun, 31 Aug 2014 14:08:19 +0000
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