So you hitch up your £20,000 caravan to your car after its been sat on your drive for the last 48 weeks blocking out natural daylight from your living room and decide your going to drag in at 40mph halfway across the country to put it in a random field 6ft away from someone you have never met before so you can hear them coughing a lung up every morning and fart at the same time (not embarrassing because they can hear you do the same). Now youve driven 1 1/2 hours you must be exhausted. You have to stop and put your kettle on. So of all the places this country has to offer where do you stop to admire the view ? A chuffing lorry park in a motorway services. Caravans everywhere. Carnage. Find a beauty spot and piss off.
Posted on: Mon, 28 Jul 2014 13:08:39 +0000
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