So youre just hanging out at the river...with like 500 other people. And then this giant walking crawfish comes and snatches you all up in a net. Youre all screaming and carrying on as he marches you off to his place. As you approach you hear the soft thud of techno music in the distance. It grows louder until youre there. Nearly 50 giant crawfish folk are walking, laughing, swimming, and.dancing to LMFAO while youre dumped into an ice chest. The roof opens, a clumsy hand grabs and pours the lot of you into a bubbling hiss of water. You clunk your head but land slightly outside the pot. You scurry toward the pool and along the way you hear the weird laughs and taunts as one of the crawfish finally musters the courage to suck the fluids out of your friends eyes. The crawfish crowd is pleased. All around you, boiled human bodies are having their appendix removed and eaten, their husks tossed to the ground in piles. You finally make it to the pool, fall to the bottom and cant find a way out. All you see is a staggering drunk crawfish man pointing and laughing as you try to escape until theres a crowd of them watching. A net grabs you and releases you onto the grass. that one earned it, let him go HA HA HA you hear as you bolt between fence posts into the forest.
Posted on: Sun, 08 Jun 2014 04:56:56 +0000
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