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Solid Insultí ½í¸í ½í¸ í ½í¸í ½í¸ Ek Bachcha Park mein Bench pe betha tha aur 1 k bad 1 Toffee kha raha tha. Pas bethi 1 Aunty boli : Jyada meetha khane wale jaldi mar jate hai. Boy : Aap ko malum hai meri Dadi ki age 106 Saal thi. Aunty : Wo meetha kam khati hongi. Boy : Nahi...!!! Wo apne Kaam se Kaam rakhti thi....!!! ROCKING GENERATION... KID FAILS IN EXAM Father: Aaj Se Mujhe Papa Mat Kehna...! Son: Oh, come On Dad, It Was Just A School Test Not A DNA Test...! Tchr : Murgiyoí ½í° ki taange chhoti kyu hoti hai. santa reply : Sir, agar murgiyoí ½í° ki taange Lambi hoti to Ande itne upar se gir kar toot jate na. í ½í°í ½í°í ½í°í ½í°í ½í°í ½í°í ½í°í ½í° Teacher- í ¼í¼í ½í²«í ¼í¼Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha? Pappu-NEIL ARMSTRONG. Teacher- Aur doosra í ½í±£? Pappu- doosraí ½í±£ bhi usi ne rakha hoga ..... Langdi khelne thodi gaya tha woh!!!! í ½í¸¸ âí ½í¸í ½í¸â-Laughter time- âí ½í¸í ½í¸!â í ½í´í ½í²í ½í´¦í ½í²í ½í´-Doctor : Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega.. 1 saal baad santa phone pe: Wajan to kam ho gaya, magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya huââí ½í¸ ------------------------------ í ½í±³í ½í±³í ½í±³í ½í±³Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye Santa: Chal Suicide kar le Banta: Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ?? Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padegaí ½í¸í ½í¸í ½í¸í ½í¸í ½í¸ ---------------------------- í ½í±³í ½í¸í ½í±³í ½í¸í ½í±³Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye. Sales man: plain main dikhau. Santa: Nahin helicopter main dikha saale bandar ki aulad⦠Yahin pey dikha!! í ½í±í ½í±í ½í±í ½í±í ½í±í ½í±í ½í± -------------------------- í ½í²¢í ½í²¢í ½í²¢í ½í²¢í ½í²¢í ½í²í ½í²í ½í² Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health. Santa: Sir i play football, cricket, daily. Doctor: how long do you play? Santa: until d battery in my mobile goes down!!í ½í¸í ½í³±í ½í³± ------------------------------ ------------------- Santas Son was filling an application form. Son: papa, mother tongue kya likhu? Santa: Likh de, very long and uncontrollable..í ½
Posted on: Sun, 20 Jul 2014 09:30:50 +0000

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