:: Some Hilarious Jokes On #Kick Doing Rounds On Twitter ..... 8-) -In the climax, Sallu takes off his mask, & it is revealed that Kamaal R Khan is the real hero! -Kick: Salman Khan wears a mask because he is ashamed of his own movie Kick. -I got a reason to tell people why i resign all my good paying jobs. Woh kya hai na..kaam mai kick nahi aati -Salman Khan with the mask on in Kick is actually Krisshs kid who got disappeared in the end of the movie Krissh 3. -When it comes to save Environment, always respect Salman Khan, he never waste a single paper on script of movie. -He came, he did nothing, he still conquered. -Humshakkals ka baap #KICK. -Kick movie is a 2 hours 30 minutes advertisement of Suzuki Hayate where Salman Bhai keep saying Isme Kick hain -KICK is a kick to people who wanted to kick the makers of Kick. -Autowala : Bhai, Taran Adarsh gave 4.5 to Kick. 0.5 is less than 5 Salman : 0.5 is for VAT Autowala: Bhai aap toh Thinker nikle. -Salman gave review about the movie in the trailer itself Dil me aata hoon, samajh me nahi. -Salman ki movies me story khojne wale ko Janta maaf nahi karegi -The Film #Kick has nothing to do with Football ! -Everyone wondering what happened to the Mask of Zorro - it went to Sallu in Kick. -Why is Salman Bhai A.k.a Devil sabke Piche & Sab unke Piche ? Because he Steals South Indian Movie Scripts for remake ! -Kick being promoted by Bhai on Pogo. At least he got the target audiences IQ right. -Kick is a story of a poor man who learns to ride bicycle and defeats Modis bullet train. -Salman realizes at the very last min that he doesnt even need a bike to beat the train (or mayb he was savin the bikes life) -Kick is the intense struggle of a mask wearing man who struggles to narrowly avoid speeding trains on his cycle. -Kick being promoted by Bhai on Pogo. At least he got the target audiences IQ right. -Kick is a story of a poor man who learns to ride bicycle and defeats Modis bullet train. -Salman realizes at the very last min that he doesnt even need a bike to beat the train (or mayb he was savin the bikes life) -Kick is the intense struggle of a mask wearing man who struggles to narrowly avoid speeding trains on his cycle. lolz.................. ____________________________ #Back_Bencher B|
Posted on: Tue, 29 Jul 2014 03:46:51 +0000
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