Some fun with pun (promising plenty of cheese!) - Yousef Abouzeid A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a TypO. I changed my iPods name to Titanic. Its syncing now. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. Im reading a book about anti-gravity. I just cant put it down. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. Why were the Indians able to settle here first? They had reservations. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. Were going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory.I hope theres no pop quiz. I didnt like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldnt control her pupils? When you get a bladder infection....you know urine trouble. Broken pencils are pretty much pointless. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. I dropped out of the Communism class because of lousy Marx. Velcro - what a rip off!
Posted on: Thu, 04 Sep 2014 11:09:30 +0000
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