Some of the worst, and best similes you’ve ever heard. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while. Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone who can tell butter from I Cant Believe Its Not Butter. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up. It came down the stairs looking very much like something no one had ever seen before. The dandelion swayed in the gentle breeze like an oscillating electric fan set on medium. Her lips were red and full, like tubes of blood drawn by an inattentive phlebotomist. The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object. You know how in Rocky he prepares for the fight by punching sides of raw beef? Well, yesterday it was as cold as that meat locker he was in. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up. Her pants fit her like a glove, well, maybe more like a mitten, actually. She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs. It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall. A branch fell from the tree like a trunk falling off an elephant. Fishing is like waiting for something that does not happen very often. They were as good friends as the people on Friends. He was as bald as one of the Three Stooges, either Curly or Larry, you know, the one who goes “woo woo woo”. The sardines were packed as tight as the coach section of a 747. Her eyes were shining like two marbles that someone dropped in mucus and then held up to catch the light.
Posted on: Fri, 02 Jan 2015 13:29:00 +0000
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