Some of you have asked how LINCOLN got his top hat to Austin last week. Well, he took it on the plane and put it in the above baggage compartments after all other bags were already stowed. Then half way through the flight a woman got her knapsack out and a few minutes later she went to put it back and was pushing it aggressively against the top hat. I sprang up and said Mam, please you cannot crush my $400 hat as I reached up to protect it. At that moment her knapsack came crashing down from the overhead compartment and hit her on her shoulder. She winced in pain and glared at me. I am waiting for her lawsuit to arrive, but if it does, I know I have a good lawyer in LINCOLN to defend me. I did afterall, place her knapsack safely up in the compartment after it fell.
Posted on: Thu, 19 Sep 2013 14:53:05 +0000
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