Some people end up in Australia. Why would anyone want to go there?! What is the point of that country?! I never usually leave the house, but we all went to Australia recently, the whole family. Its a ridiculous place! Located three quarters of a mile from the surface of the sun. People audibly crackling as they walk past you on the street. Thats why they all barbecue, you dont need to cook somewhere like that; you just bring the shit out, fling it on a grill and it bursts into flames! Its not supposed to be inhabited, and when theyre not doing that, frying themselves outside, they all fling themselves into the sea! Which is inhabited almost exclusively by things designed to kill you; sharks, jellyfish, swimming knives, theyre all in there. Dylan Moran - Like, Totally.
Posted on: Sat, 16 Nov 2013 02:19:36 +0000
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