Some predictions for the near future from the usual gang of yayhoos over at moviepilot: August 2014: Guardians of the Galaxy registers the largest opening weekend for a movie starring a talking, gun-toting, Bradley Cooper-voiced raccoon. April 2015: Avengers: Age of Ultron breaks all of the records ever, just like its predecessor. This includes several sprinting records, including Michael Johnsons world and Olympic record in the 400m. May 2016: Captain America 3 and Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice are released on the same day, and together make more money than any weekend in cinema history. Even Howard the Duck. November 2019: The Avengers 3 is released, and is inadvertently entered into several special Congressional races. Joss Whedon and Robert Downey Jr reluctantly take up seats in the House of Representatives. November 2024: With voters thrilled by Downey Jrs willingness to face down the majority whip whilst wearing Iron Man armor, he and Whedon run for President on an Avengers 4 platform, and win. A bio-engineered Hulk, created to reduce CGI costs, is hailed as the finest Secretary of State in years. April 2030: Skynet finally takes over, having been bought out by Disney three years earlier.
Posted on: Wed, 04 Jun 2014 17:39:44 +0000
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