Some time ago, at Santas place Up in the old North Pole There lived a lump of anthracite Whose parents called him Joel Joel, Joel, the lump of coal Happy as a lump can be He just wants to keep Santa warm And make the elves cozy But Santa Claus had other plans For Joel one fateful day Joel, youre just the lump I need Come join me on my sleigh Joel, Joel, the lump of coal Heart leapt up with joy Ill soon be Santas present to A lucky girl or boy Well laugh and play together And hold each other tight Snuggle under clean white sheets When we go to sleep at night Then Santas elves all laughed at Joel Youre in for a surprise Youre not a special Christmas gift Youre just a booby prize What kid would ever want you? Youre filthy as can be Now you have to go and live With one whos been naughty But I make heat, poor Joel cried And electricity You pollute the air With CO2 and mercury Joel, Joel, the lump of coal Fell down upon his knees I dont wanna live with a naughty kid Dont make me, Santa, please But Santa laughed his jolly laugh Ho, ho, you stupid lump Youre just the thing to teach this brat That Santa aint no chump So off they flew and, before he knew Joel was in a sack He cried and yelled to Santa Claus Why dont we just go back? And then came Christmas morning And, much to Joels surprise (Much to Joels surprise) He saw a boy with the saddest face And tears were in his eyes (Tears were in his eyes) He picked Joel up and held him And said You can be my friend (Hey man, lets be friends) I wouldve liked some presents but Youre what Santa chose to send (Santa chose to send) Its true, Ive been a naughty boy And maybe thats a sin (Maybe thats a sin) If this is how Santa treats the kids Im just glad that Im not him Joel, Joel, the lump of coal Knew what he must do He said Now I know the reason why I got sent to you Cause when a person hurts inside It turns him hard and cruel But I know how to make your pain Into a precious jewel So take me in your hand, young man And squeeze with all your might Lets turn your pain and anger Into something that shines bright Then Joel, Joel, the lump of coal He gave his life away So that one good naughty little boy Had a diamond on Christmas day
Posted on: Thu, 25 Dec 2014 17:15:19 +0000
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