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Some times I forget to do things in the morning because Im still half asleep.... like this morning I forgot to spray poo-pouri in the toilet bowl before making my morning deposit.... well at first I thought I was denied my morning ritual, because all that was happening was some flute tooting... but the it happened, it was like lightening off one of those cheesy snakes you got when you were a kid in those cheap firework kits.... I know you know what I mean.... it just kept coming, like playdoh hair in the playdoh barber set.... it even crested the water 3 times looking like the Hawaiian islands... a most epic poop I have ever taken, and me with out my cell phone to take a picture of it....
Posted on: Sat, 06 Dec 2014 01:57:09 +0000

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