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Some to hopefully make you smile.. :) My girlfriend said that she had predictive text, so I sent her a message saying, Im shagging your sister......She didnt predict that. A three-legged dog walked into a saloon in the Old West. He said to the bartender, Im looking for the man who shot my paw. A man walks into a pharmacy and asks, Do you sell Viagra here? Yes, sir. The man then asks, Do you think I could get it over the counter? If you took five or six pills at once you might sir. Question: Whats the difference between Yes and No.? Answer: Rohypnol. (P.S.. its just a joke) How come you never see the headline:- Psychic Wins Lottery? Ive spent all day searching for a U2 cd, but I still havent found what Im looking for. When I was a child this priest told me I was the cutest looking boy hed ever seen. I was touched.
Posted on: Sun, 10 Aug 2014 09:00:13 +0000

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