Some very silly Bunny and Easter Jokes : Q: How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one if it hops right to it. _____ In order to catch a rabbit, you must hide behind a tree and make a noise like a carrot. _____ Q: If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A: A receding hare line! _____ Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on it! _____ Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? A: Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses! _____ Q: What airline do rabbits use? A: British Hare-ways! _____ Q: What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? A: Deviled eggs! _____ Q: What did the rabbit give his girlfriend? A: A 14 carrot ring! _____ Q: Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? A: Because he heard it was 18 carrots! _____ Q: What did the rabbits do after their wedding? A: They went on their bunnymoon! _____ Q: What do rabbits put in their computers? A: Hoppy disks! _____ Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A: A hare dryer! _____ Q: What do you get when you cross an insect and a rabbit? A: Bugs Bunny! _____ Q: What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? A: Hip-Hop! _____ Q: What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? A: Two rabbits on Rollerblades! _____ Q: What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? A: Hopscotch! _____ Q: Where do rabbits work? A: At IHOP restaurants! _____ Q: Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? A: Because from a distance they looked like hares! _____ Q: Why did the bunny build herself a new house? A: She was fed up with the hole thing! _____ Q: Why did the bunny cross the road? A: He wanted to prove he could hip hop! _____ Q: Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? A: They have hare conditioning! _____ Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? A: Eggsercise, particularly hareobics! _____ Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A: A Hare net! _____ Q: Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? A: He was playing by ear! _____ Q: Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? A: He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head! _____ Q: Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? A: He got arrested for Battery. _____ Q. What does it mean when the Easter Bunny arrives one day late with melted candy? A. He probably had a bad hare day. _____ Q. What is the difference between a rabbit that is preparing for a beauty contest and one that is getting ready for dinner? A. The first rabbit will visualize world peace. The second rabbit will visualize whirled peas. _____ Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? All he did was stand around making faces. _____ Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee! _____ Did you hear about the Hotel owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare! _____ Did you hear about the rabbit that bit it’s owner? It was a bad hare day! _____ Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare! _____ Q: How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? A: Look for gray hares. _____ Q: How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? A: It was won by a hare! _____ Q: How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? A: It had a lot of hare pins! _____ Q: How do you make a rabbit float? A: Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit. _____ Q. Why is a rabbit’s nose always shiny? A. Because it’s powder puff is on the wrong end! _____ Q: What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? A: Ones with Hoppy Endings. _____ Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? Mother Rabbit: I’ll tell you when you’re older. Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now. Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician’s hat. _____ Q: Do you know why rabbits jump? A: Because they are “HOPPY” _____ An infant rabbit was orphaned. Fortunately though, a family of squirrels took it in and raised it as if it were one of their own. This led to some strange behaviors on the part of the rabbit, including a tendency for it to avoid jumping, but instead to run around like the other squirrels. One day the rabbit was really feeling sad, so it went to its step-parents to discuss the problem. After explaining to them how it felt different from its step-siblings, they gave him a big hug and said, “Don’t scurry, be hoppy.”
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