Someone forwarded this to me and I thought it was funny. An airplane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes - The 1st passenger said, I am Lee Chong Wei, the best National badminton player. The country need me, and I cant afford to die. So he took the 1st pack and left the plane. The 2nd passenger, Rosmah Mansor said, I am the wife of Najib Razak, the Prime Minister of Malaysia. I am the most active and the smartest first lady in this region, so Malaysias people dont want me to die. She took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane. The 3rd passenger, Hishamuddin Hussein said I am a minister and leader of a world largest Malay party, the UMNO party needs me and my liver still has some good years left So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped. The 4th passenger, a retired Army General, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old schoolgirl, I am old and frail and dont have many years left, and as a Muslim I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute. The girl said, Thats okay. Theres a parachute left for you. Malaysias smartest woman took my schoolbag.
Posted on: Thu, 21 Nov 2013 06:32:51 +0000
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