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Someones comment on one of news24 articles. SA tourism stats hits record high. A total of 937 792 tourists visited South Africa during one month alone.The NEW South African Tourism Destination Marketing Strategy is really successful. Come to South Africa..here you can shoot your wife or girlfriend dead. As the accused you will get the sympathy of the Judge and Assessors. All you have to do is cry, retch, lie, tell stories, blame the SAPS, say you cannot remember and are unsure of what happened. You state that you are scared of crime in South Africa and thought there was an intruder.Black Talon bullets to buy or hire a taxi driver to find you a couple of contract killers. We will hire a Private Jet to bring you back to South Africa for the trial..and you will either spend the time awaiting trial in an excellent hospital or with relatives(jail is out of the question)..you will be allowed to go to neighbouring countries on holiday and relax on their spectacular beaches. We in South Africa are more concerned with the HUMAN RIGHTS OF THE ACCUSED as opposed the HUMAN RIGHTS OF THE VICTIM. Come to South Africa to murder your wife or girlfriend..we shall do everything to ensure you have a hassle free opportunity to dispense of your wife or girlfriend. If our public prosecutor gives you a difficult time..not to worry he will be reported to our South African Human Rights Commission so that he ends his vigorous CROSS EXAMINATION. Please take advantage of our specials and have a look at our wonderful track record in this regard.
Posted on: Wed, 23 Apr 2014 14:45:42 +0000

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