Something funny for you from Yorkshire! If you are having problems understanding it or even finding it funny then our new courses are starting soon! Funnies From Yorkshire, England We recommend you read these out aloud A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet. Yorkshireman: Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat. Vet: Is it a tom? Yorkshireman: Nay, Ive browt it with us. A Yorkshiremans dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by. Yorkshireman: Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog? Jeweller: Do you want it 18 carat? Yorkshireman: No I want it chewin a bone yer daft beggar. A Yorkshiremans wife dies and the widower decides that her headstone should have the words she were thine engraved on it. He calls the stone mason, who assures him that the headstone will be ready a few days after the funeral. True to his word the stone mason calls the widower to say that the headstone is ready and would he like to come and have a look. When the widower gets there he takes one look at the stone to see that its been engraved she were thin. He explodes, Blimey man, youve left the e out. The stone mason apologises and assures the poor widower that it will be rectified the following morning. Next day comes and the widower returns to the stone mason, There you go sir, Ive put the e on the stone for you. The widower looks at the stone and then reads out aloud, E, she were thin.
Posted on: Tue, 01 Jul 2014 13:05:34 +0000
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