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Sometimes I swear my life should be a movie...an awesome comedy: I had to go to the store for my daughter. I am almost all the way home when my phone slips off of my lap & falls between my seat & the center console. I am swerving & trying to grab it at the same time (because anything that disappears into this evil abyss is gone forever), and who should be driving behind me? Thats right: Officer Helpful. He pulls me over (right in front of my daughters apartment, so her & her fiance get to watch the show). He checks out my license, registration, insurance, yadayadayada, tells me why he pulled me over...I tell him what happened...he says, Okay, just want to make sure there is no impairment, and sends me on my way.....then I miss the turn in by like a half of a foot & drive over part of the sidewalk.....I couldnt stop laughing
Posted on: Mon, 12 Jan 2015 07:13:32 +0000

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