Son: I want to eat monkey. Me: Uhhh, no, we dont eat monkeys. Son: Why not? Me: We just dont eat monkeys (words I never thought Id need to utter) Son: You have no problems eating chicken, turkey and cows. Whats the difference? Me: Theres a huge difference. There are just some things we dont eat. Monkey is one of them. (I cannot believe this conversation is actually happening) Son: I dont see the difference between eating chicken and eating monkey. Me: Now youre talking like a vegan, but in reverse (ok, lack of sleep has now affected my wit and reasoning abilities). ***At this point, I really have no good argument, but Im not backing down*** Son: Im gonna get some monkey and bring it home for you to try. Me: You gonna just swing by The Monkey Hut and pick up some monkey toes? Daughter (whos been in the back seat listening the entire time): ok, Im gonna barf. This goes on for 15 minutes as we drive home. Im in the Twilight Zone...Im sure of it.
Posted on: Tue, 16 Sep 2014 01:55:57 +0000
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