South African JOKE: What is payday? The day when: Everybody wakes up with a song, Everybody goes to work in their cars, Fills up their tanks like its a everyday thing (but R200, not completely full) Everybody sings along to music in their cars, Nobody packs lunch, Breakfast changes from Weet-Bix to Wimpy, Items are bought oblivious of debt pending, Nandos and Debonairs for supper, Mense phone somma instead of messaging, Avon is paid for and the new order is immediately placed in, The geyser is somma left On all day, The dogs and cats even eat luxuries, The car guard finally gets a tip, The guy by the robot also gets a Mandela note, Pacific becomes Stuyvesant, Haare word soma gedoen by die salon! Husbands are now nicknamed from jou rubbish to my luvy. Kids are called mummy se engels instead of ondankbare gatte... Sugar been borrowed gets replaced with a Full 1kg and a smile. And all over this happens only once a month!
Posted on: Sat, 19 Apr 2014 11:33:52 +0000
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