Spoiler Alert. Superman drinks Budweiser. You should too if you are planning to see this new movie, though I doubt anyone could drink enough to overlook the utterly vapid and endlessly banal screenwriting, shameless product placements, ceaseless video game graphics, and wonton plagiarism from all three Matrix movies. With a demonstrated lack of any real character development, one cannot help but stare in perplexed apathy as Metropolis is pounced by itself curtsey of some flea-shaped terraforming Flybot. Having seen it in 3-D, my greatest aspiration was to be knocked unconscious in the steady shower of flying blocks of concrete and rebar so as to no longer suffer the poorness of this endeavor. Second Spoiler alert. This new Superman is super sensitive, with so many puppy-dog eyed scenes I have expected him to fetch the paper for Lois Lane. Would love to chat more, but I think I am about to puke.
Posted on: Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:00:04 +0000
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