Start your day with this note... :) :) :) :) :) :) Husband in a good mood: Darling, remember 25 years ago.... I had a rented one room apartment, a table fan, a black & white tv and a cycle to use. But, at night I used to sleep besides a 25 yrs old beautiful girl. Now I own a luxurious bungalow with, 4 LED TVs, a Limousine and a Porsche, servants... but I sleep with a 50 yrs old woman. Wife: Dont worry... Just find yourself a 25 yrs old beautiful woman... and I will make sure that you go back to your 1 room rented apartment, table fan, black & white TV and a cycle. :) :) :) :) A husband and a wife were sleeping. Suddenly, a sound of a car screeching was heard outside. The wife woke up and shouted, Oh it must be my husband! The husband woke up after he hear his wifes words and ran off to hide in a bush outside. Moments later, the husband came in, angry, What do you mean Oh it must be my husband! Are you saying you have other men over? Wife, Well, then why did you run away? :) :) :) :) :) A couple hired a new chauffeur. The memsahib asked him to take her out for shopping and was very shaken by the experience. Back home, she pleaded with her husband, Please dear, you must sack this new chauffeur at once. He is so rash he nearly killed me three times this morning. Darling, dont be so hasty, replied the husband, give him another chance.
Posted on: Wed, 31 Dec 2014 00:56:18 +0000