Status ? Whats on my mind ? lemme think........ hmmm....... its a doozy i tell ya. Mind on my money, money on my mind...... check. Is there any Pizza Rolls left in the freezer ? No ? Call Publix and order a sub. ok, here we go ... if olive oil is made out of olives, explain baby oil. I gotta get my cellphone diagnosed cause I cant send pics to e-mail account...... Is it gonna rain ? How many rolls of tp do I have ? Start a list for possible Wal-mart trip ???????????? Call my Son and schedule shooting session..... check. Does the local DA have someone to take testimony from animals at a local petting zoo ? (Important !) Do I need to pick up and move or change identity ? Are those dreams of me and Jenifer Aniston gonna ever come true ? Did that restraining order expire ? why does the Sun seem so Hot in the daytime ? Nights are still warm and the Moon is only putting in a half or quarter effort a lot of times to cool things down. Must have a Government contract. Research the continum transfunctioner theory ( the real apocalypse w/no mention of Zombies) that is threatening the existence of all mankind/ the UNIVERSE as explained in the movie Dude .., wheres my Car ? . Where is my pick-up truck anyway ? Garage Door opener.......? Is Jennifer Garners phone number listed on the internet ? Do I have time today to lock myself in an empty quiet room today for an entire with only two pencils, a legal pad and a pencil sharpener ? With the proper planning and forethought being applied is it possible to convince Jennifer Garner and Jenifer Aniston to move in with me via cellphone conversations and text messages ? Are the mandatory minimums for harassment via an electronic device capable of being of being used at the Supreme Court level as an argument against/for the immediate removal of the ankle bracelet that is on me right now ? Man, I got one helluva busy day planned.......
Posted on: Tue, 03 Jun 2014 14:30:15 +0000
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