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Statuses We Would Be Updating On Facebook If We Were In The Times Of Abraham,,,Adam,,,Moses And Noah :p 1. Guys Its scary...Lots Wife Just Turned Into A Pillar Of Salt :o *Shaking* 2. Pimping My Camel...Jerusalem Here I Come :D 3. Chilling With Moses By Mount Sinai...Miracles Be Going Down Here ✊ OMG..!!! 4. Adam And Wifey Got Banished...They Ate The Forbbiden Fruit...I Mean Who Does That?!? :/ Smh 5. Just Chilling In First Class At Noahs Ark...The View Here Is Fantastic...But Em Lions Keep Staring At Me :/ *Weird* 6. Some People Are Soo Cruel..!!!Cain,,,How do You Kill Your Own Bro :( *RIP Abel* *Tear Drop* :( 7. Jacobs Status : Things We Do For Love,,,Cant Believe I Served Her Father For 14 Years Just To Get Her...Got Mad Love For You Racheal :* 8. Isaac : Damn..!!! Dad Nearly Sacrificed Me :( *Selfie With Lamb* 9. One Of Jesus Disciples Post : What A Long Day....Walking And Preaching The Gospel...Now Chilling With Em Bros...The Guys Are Funny :v *LLP* (Laughing Like Pharaoh) 10. Mary : Joseph Is Not Replying My Messages On WhatsApp...He Still Thinks I Cheated...Grow Up Mahn -_- 11. David : Guys The Balcony Is Dope...I Can See Every Female Anatomy 101 :p *Word* 12. Jezebel : Victorias Secret Is The Bomb... *Hollah* :D 13. Samson : This Chick Just Sold Me Out...I Am Going To Bring The Roof Down On This Party :( *TurnUp* 14. Judas Did What?!? That Bro Aint Loyal..!!! :/ :v **Just Nje :v (y)

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