Stolen lol Only South Africans can understand this .... Matome, driving the latest BMW, was pulled over by a Gauteng policeman at a roadblock. Congratulations, said the cop. Because you are wearing your seat belt, you have just won R5,000 in the Arrive Alive Safety Competition...... Matome could hardly believe his luck!! What are you going to do with your cash? asked the traffic cop. Eish! Im going to get a drivers license, Matome answered. AAUW!! Please sir, dont listen to him sir, yelled Sipho in the passenger seat. He always tries to be smart when he is drunk!’ .... With all this noise, Marie woke up in the back seat. He took one look at the cop and moaned, YOH! Guys - I TOLD you, stealing the BMW was a bad, bad idea!! WE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE RED MAZDA! BUT YOU ARE MOS ALWAYS CLEVA!! At that moment, there was a knock from the boot and Wase Dlaminis voice said, Are we over the border yet??? Then the cop said: “Okay, my brothers. How are we sharing this R5000?!?
Posted on: Mon, 14 Jul 2014 10:15:57 +0000
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