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Stopped in to a local for one glass of wine and to check out the local scene here in Jonkoping, Sweden. A lady at the bar, reasonably hammered, heard my accent as I ordered. Heres part of the conversation She: have you been to the West coast of Australia? Me: yes many times She: I dont believe you! Me: what? She: youre lying! Me: why would I lie about that? She: youre lying! Me: have you been to Australia? She: yes I travelled from the south to the nth Me: where did you start? She: Transylvania Me: thats not is Australia! She: yes it is, Ive been there!!! Me: thats not in Australia! She: (getting angry) YES IT IS!! Me: do you mean Tasmania? She: yes Me: ok then She: have you been to Western Australia? Me: yes She; youre lying Me: why would I lie about that? People lie about their age, their occupation. their money etc but why would I lie about that? She: youre lying I can tell!! Me: can we change the subject? She: but youre a liar!! Me: (finishes wine ASAP) She: Im Swedish you know! Me: I dont believe you She: I am! Me: have you been to Western Australia............ Me: I gotta go and thats no lie Theres not many times I walk away from a conversation. Drunk is one thing. But drunk and stupid is a tough combo for me.
Posted on: Sat, 17 May 2014 23:41:12 +0000

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