Stopped into the Pub where James and the She-Tender were working. - TopicsExpress



          

Stopped into the Pub where James and the She-Tender were working. I picked the wrong side of the bar and there she was, giving me that: Go ahead, MAKE my day! look. Attempting humor I said: Ingrid said that when you were running the marathon, you were a Candy Butt. She whirled around and said: Whats that mean? and then she leaned in close. Well, everybody knows what that means so I said: You know, its a nice way to say Candy Ass. The She-Tender swished her tail and said: Are you referring to MY butt??? Gripping my beer tightly I said: No, no, it means wimp/wimpy, it was just an attempt at humor. She eyed me in a very menacing fashion (Really messed with my SELF ESTEEM) and smiled. Then she said: Im watching you and youre on notice. Geez I thought everybody knew Candy Ass meant wimpy.
Posted on: Fri, 25 Oct 2013 14:12:51 +0000

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