Story time: About a year ago, after forgetting MANY funny stories and jokes and blog subjects, I got the genius idea to start texting them to myself. BAM! No more forgetting and wanting to punch myself in the forehead! It wasnt until a month later that I realized that I was NOT texting myself, but a number one different digit than mine. Whoever it was never responded, but Im sure to this day is still scarred by the text messages about my uterine explosions, bowel movements, and accidental shart stories. Im expecting a therapy bill to be texted to me any day now.
Posted on: Tue, 27 May 2014 14:26:23 +0000
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