Story time! One time, some weeks (maybe days) before Halloween 2013, I was on a date with my (then girlfriend) ex, our mutual friend, and the friends brother. Earlier in the night, we all went to an art gallery, and outside of it was a table full of candy and punch. When we left, we all grabbed some candy and punch, and as we were walking away, my ex tripped and spilled some of her drink on my shirt. Fast forward ten minutes or so, were at the plaza (it was practically down town in an open area, but I dont know what else to call it), when I spot a shirt stand. I go up, and lo and behold, I see them selling limited edition David Bowie shirts! I was in luck, I asked how much they cost, and the cost the same amount of money I had in my pocket: $10. So, I buy a shirt and change out of my moistened pug face shirt in front of my ex and company (apparently, the brother tried to cover her eyes). tl;dr, ex got me wet and I got a shirt.
Posted on: Wed, 14 Jan 2015 23:44:47 +0000