Stranded On An Island: A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, Its not a ship. The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, Its not a boat. The speck gets even closer and he thinks, Its not a raft. Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and she says, How long has it been since youve had a cigarette? Ten years! he says. She reaches over, unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, Man, oh man! Is that good! Then she asks, How long has it been since youve had a drink of whiskey? He replies, Ten years! She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, Wow, thats fantastic! Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, And how long has it been since youve had some REAL fun? And the man replies, My God! Dont tell me youve got a KLR in there!
Posted on: Thu, 04 Dec 2014 10:59:59 +0000
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