Stuck on Westgate bridge full chaotic traffic , anxiety level = maximum listening to google maps , telling it to shut up , smiley Asian guy puts left blinker on and turns right , nearly wipes me out , when I pull up next to him he just smiles and waves , so I cant yell , trying to change lanes , hot house wife in black Lexus with collagen lips wont let me in , makes me angry , but Im attracted at the same time , guy on motor bike who thinks his tom cruise off top gun nearly wipes out my side mirror , spill my sugarless red bull all over my penis crotch area , holding back tears , questioning meaning of existence , going to drink whole bottle Jameson tonight to calm down ,FUK!!!! Lifes too short for traffic , I just want peace
Posted on: Fri, 04 Apr 2014 06:34:56 +0000