Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions: 1. Someone calls you at 2 am in the night and askyou are you sleeping? Ans: no, I’m picking beans. 2. Youre making out with a girl then you start pulling her pants then she asks; what are you trying to do? Ans: I want to wash them for you. 3. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet;did you just have a bath? Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl. 4. You standing right in front of the elevator onthe ground floor going to your office, yet they ask; going up? Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office to come down and get me! 5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch offlowers and you still asks him; are those flowers? Ans: no baby, theyre carrots! 6. Youre in the queue at the cinema to buytickets, a friend sees you and ask; what are you doing here? Ans: I’m here to pay my school fees! 7. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; are you sleeping? Ans:No! Im practicing to die. 8. You went to a restaurant n the waiter asks you: Plz can I get you a table? Ans: No. I’m here to eat on the floor.
Posted on: Sat, 01 Nov 2014 09:33:43 +0000
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