Subject: FW: CBS GOLF ANNOUNCER > > > > > > This is old but good.. > > ----- > > CBS GOLF ANNOUNCER > > He said one day, It would be easier to pick a broken nose, than a winner in that group. > > Feherty is a CBS and Golf Channel announcer, who finds very unique, colorful and uninhibited ways of explaining or describing whatever is on his mind ... (probably always on time delay these days). > > Feherty Quotes: > > Fortunately, Rory is 22 years old so his right wrist should be the strongest muscle in his body. > > That ball is so far left, Lassie couldnt find it if it was wrapped in bacon. > > I am sorry Nick Faldo couldnt be here this week. > He is attending the birth of his next wife. > > Jim Furyks swing looks like an octopus falling out of a tree. > > Describing VJ Singhs prodigious practice regime - > VJ hits more balls than Elton Johns chin. > (Thought I was going to hurt myself laughing at this one.) > > Thats a great shot with that swing. > > Its OK - the bunker stopped it. > > At Augusta 2011 - Its just a glorious day. > The only way to ruin a day like this would be to play golf on it. > > That was a great shot - if theyd have put the pin there today. > > Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff. > > That green appears smaller than a Pygmies nipple. > > Forward this to any golfers with a sense of humor.
Posted on: Tue, 11 Mar 2014 00:51:19 +0000