Subject: Fw: Only in Gauteng A Gauteng policeman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won R5,000 in the country-wide safety competition. What are you going to do with the money? asked the Policeman. Well, I guess Im going to get a drivers license, and maybe buy some insurance he answered. Oh, dont listen to him, yelled a woman in the passenger seat.. Hes a smart aleck when hes drunk. This woke up the guy in the back-seat, who took one look at the cop and moaned, I knew we wouldnt get far in a stolen car. At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, Are we over the border yet?lolz
Posted on: Tue, 09 Sep 2014 11:27:10 +0000
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