Subject: I have a GPS I have a little GPS Ive had it all my life Its better than the normal ones My GPS is my wife It gives me full instructions Especially how to drive Its thirty miles an hour, it says Youre doing thirty five It tells me when to stop and start And when to use the brake And tells me that its never ever Safe to overtake It tells me when a light is red And when it goes to green It seems to know instinctively Just when to intervene It lists the vehicles just in front And all those to the rear And taking this into account It specifies my gear. Im sure no other driver Has so helpful a device For when we leave and lock the car It still gives its advice . It fills me up with counseling Each journeys pretty fraught So why dont I exchange it And get a quieter sort? Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, Makes sure Im properly fed, It washes all my shirts and things And - keeps me warm in bed! Despite all these advantages And my tendency to scoff, I do wish that once in a while I could turn the damned thing off.
Posted on: Wed, 30 Oct 2013 07:31:16 +0000
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