Subject : Some of these Make Sense . . . . !! When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bibles and we had the land . . . . !! They said Let us pray . . . . !! We closed our eyes and when we opened them, we had the Bibles and they had the land . . . . !! ~ Desmond Tutu ~ America is the only country in the World where a significant proportion of the population believes that . . . . professional wrestling is real, but the moon landing was faked . . . . !! ~ David Letterman ~ Im not a paranoid, deranged, millionaire . . . . God damn-it, Im a billionaire . . . . !! ~ Howard Hughes ~ As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind . . . .. every part of this rocket, was supplied by the lowest bidder . . .. . !! ~ John Glenn ~ Men are like linoleum floors .... Lay em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years . . . .!! ~ Betsy Salkind ~ Ive been married to a communist and a fascist .... neither would take out the garbage . . . . !! ~ Zsa Gabor ~ You know youre a redneck if .... your home has wheels and your car doesnt . . . . !! ~ Jeff Foxworthy ~ When a man opens a car door for his wife, its either a new car or a new wife . . . . !! ~ Prince Philip ~ Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself . . . . !! ~ Harrison Ford ~ A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing . . . . !! ~ Emo Philips ~ Lawyers believe a man is innocent .... until proven broke. ~ Robin Hall ~ Kill one man and youre a murderer .... kill a million and youre a conqueror . . . . !! ~ Jean Rostand ~ After the game .... the King and the pawn go into the same box . . . .. !! ~ Italian proverb ~ The only reason they say .... Women and children first .... is to test the strength of the lifeboats . . . . !! ~ Jean Kerr ~ Having more money doesnt make you happier .... I have 50 million dollars, but Im just as happy as when I only had 48 million . . . .. !! ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger ~ In hotel rooms I worry .... I cant be the only guy who sits on the furniture, naked . . . . !! ~ Jonathan Katz ~ If life were fair .... Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead . . . . !! ~ Johnny Carson ~ Hollywood must be the only place on earth, where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap . . . . !! ~ Steve Martin ~ I dont believe in astrology .... Im a Sagittarius and were very skeptical . . . . !! ~ Arthur C Clarke ~ We are here on earth to do good unto others .... What the others are here for, I have no idea . . . . !! ~ WH Auden ~ Home cooking .... Where many a man thinks his wife is .... ~ Jimmy Durante ~ America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric ... ~ Doug Hamwell ~ The first piece of luggage on the carousel .... never belongs to anyone . .. . . !! ~ George Roberts ~ If God had intended us to fly .... he would have made it easier to get to the airport . . . . !! ~ Jonathan Winters ~ I have kleptomania .... but when it gets bad, I take something for it . . . . !! ~ Robert Benchley ~
Posted on: Fri, 07 Feb 2014 20:28:26 +0000
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