Suddenly, half the guys at our gym (and most of the trainers) are wearing this ridiculous ensemble of tight black compression pants (or, as Ape and I call them, leotards) with loose shorts over them. It reminds us of little girls from our childhood who wore black tights and skirts. Ive been asking random ones why they do it, and the answers are even more ridiculous. One guy said he does it for extra compression in my legs, which prompted me to ask, Why, do you get varicose veins? whereupon he changed his answer to, I dont really like how I look in shorts. Another guy was more honest from the start: I hate how my legs look. Well, honey, its just a thought, but you could wear long sweats and/or stop worrying about how you look at the gym. The thing is, most of the women also wear these tight black pants but without the shorts. Are the guys that terrified of having a visible penile outline? Judging from all the wriggling-into-undies-under-towels in the locker room, I guess the answer is yes. What have we done to this generation? As they said in my favorite era (the 70s), let it all hang out, boys.
Posted on: Wed, 14 Jan 2015 02:49:35 +0000
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