Summary of Romeo and Juliet romeo: im so sad romeo: ill never be happy romeo: a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH romeo: WHO DAT romeo: SHE GOT DA BOOTY romeo: imma dance with her romeo: *dancin wit teh juliet* juliet: dafuq are you romeo: shh *kiss* juliet: :oo *party over* romeo: AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADYS HOUSE romeo: LADY romeo: HEY LADY juliet: OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU romeo: yeah its me hey wanna get married juliet: dont you think its too soon romeo: idk juliet: brb romeo: k juliet: HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW romeo: AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS *next day* rome and juli: FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE: friar: idk and ROMEO WERENT YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY romeo: yeh friar: ok fine ur married rome and juli: yaaaay *some time later* tybalt: WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO mercutio: excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that tybalt: shut up mercutio *stab* mercutio: WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die* romeo: hnnn tybalt: .... romeo HNNN tybalt: ... romeo: hnnnHIYAAAA *stab* tybalt: oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too* prince: ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting romeo: i sorry prince: no ur banished romeo: HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME romeo: *runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF* friar: no i have plan just go to mantua ok romeo: k *leaves* juliet: FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF friar: NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together juliet: ok juliet: *goes home and drinks potion* nurse: hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD lady capulet: wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people nurse: k juliet: *in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin* romeos servant: AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA romeos servant: JULIETS DEAD romeo: WHAT romeo: WHAaaAaaaT romeo: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT IM GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING romeo: *buys potion* romeo: *breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people* romeo: oh my god its juliet wow she doesnt even look dead romeo: but im sure she is romeo: *kiss juliet* romeo: *drinks poison* romeo: he ded juliet: *yawning* YAWWWN oh i cant wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ juliet: ITS ROMEO NEXT TO ME juliet: HE DED juliet: *grabs sword and stabs herself* oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasnt enough friar: *comes in cell* friar: uh oh prince: WHAT DIS CAPULET: WHAT DIS LADY CAPULET: WHAT DIS MONTAGUE: WHAT DIS CApULET: *strokes montagues face* brother
Posted on: Wed, 17 Sep 2014 01:13:39 +0000
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