Sup everyone! ;) Silver Peanut Butter Jar A Mom comes to visit her son John whos living with a female roommate named Samantha. Johns mother doesnt like the idea of her son living with a woman, as hes in college and doesnt need any distractions. To ease his mothers worries, John invites her to stay for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldnt help but notice how pretty Johns roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his moms thoughts, John volunteered, I know what your thinking Mom, but I assure you, Samantha and I are just roommates. About a week later, Samantha came to John saying, Ever since your mother came to dinner, Ive been unable to find the silver peanut butter jar. You dont suppose she took it, do you? John said, Well, I doubt it, but Ill email her, just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote: Dear Mother, Im not saying that you did take the peanut butter jar from my house, Im not saying that you did not take the peanut butter jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, John Several days later, John received an email from his Mother which read: Dear Son, Im not saying that you do sleep with Samantha, and Im not saying that you do not sleep with Samantha. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the peanut butter jar under her pillow... Love, Mom :D :v :P
Posted on: Thu, 25 Sep 2014 04:50:52 +0000
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